Next one, my comic. I promise!

First panel, Sammy is standing in front of his chair in his office with his hands in the air, looking to the left. He seems angry as he is talking. The office contains a big desk with a computer and monitor. On the wall is a hand drawn picture of a lion with the word Roar above it. It looks like a kid drew the picture. From the left comes dialog from four people. They say “WHY WON’T THE COMIC START?” Sammy says “I have to explain something first! Hold your fur!”
Second panel, Sammy is standing with his hand held out to the left. He doesn’t say a thing. Next to him is a dialog box with a special font. It says “This is the Ubiquitous Dialog. Whenever you see this, that means it comes from me. It is defined by this style of font.”
Third panel, Sammy is standing with his arms folded, not saying a word. Next to him is the special dialog box that says “Once in a while, I’ll make comments in my comic using this feature.”
Fourth panel, Sammy is standing with his arm held out to the left. He says nothing. The special dialog box says “And now, I present my comic.” From the left is dialog from four people who say “Finally.”