Panel one, Robert Ruffards is standing in front of a window with a tree outside. The room has a couch to one side, and a card catalog cabinet to the other side. (UD stands for Ubiquitous Dialog Box). There are two UD in the panel one. One says:
Name: Robert Ruffards
Age: 23
Height: 180 cms
Education: High School
Species: Doberman
Job: Works at Big Buff Furs Gym
Personal Quote: I’m a BIG doggy
The second UD says “Meet…” Robert faces the audience, flexing one arm, and interrupts saying “Hey there ladies, I’m your BIG doggy, if you know what I mean.”
Panel two, UD says “Uh, right. Meet…” Robert is closer, arms folded, smiles. He says “And I can fulfill all your BIG doggy needs, if you know what I mean.”
Panel three, UD says “Right, right. Meet…” Robert is closer, flexing his arms, raising his eyebrow, smiling. He says “I really am a BIG doggy, if you know what I mean.”
Panel four, UD says “If he keeps interrupting me, little puppy Robert Ruffards is going to get replaced, if he knows what I mean.” Robert is back to his original position, looking at his hand. He says “Sorry.”
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